I like to eat candy corn one color at a time, if you're really getting oaky about it. Well, I'm not always a nibbler, I'm kind of a gobbler. I eat a lot of candy corn.
A guy goes to the doctor and he says, hey, I've been talking this way all my life. I want to talk like a regular person. The doctor said, I have your file here. And having examined you, the only difference between you and other people is that you have been more sexually endowed than most people in the sense that in some place where you should have
How many guys do you think you could get with in a day, if you wanted to? Millions. Infinity! If I want every single one of these guys, I could have them. If a guy came over here, you asked him, you think he would say yes? Yes. There's no doubt. A hundred percent. No doubt? No doubt. Is that not attested? Yeah, why not? Would you hook up with any
Carmen, first of all, you look beautiful. You look fantastic. Hi, am I doing this for you? You're doing fine, yeah. Just, yeah, actually, I think maybe I have to do it. Yeah, I don't want it to go under. Yeah, part with the, okay, here we go. Woo! All right, I feel like, I feel like I'm diffusing a bomb, you know. We're okay, Dad. There you go, ri
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